fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

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neko-trentxx:

tastefullyoffensive:

Who wore it better? [via]

dead

neko-trentxx:

tastefullyoffensive:

Who wore it better? [via]

dead

(via morganlindsay97)

angelcasimiro:

LMFAO

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via thedirtypianist)

scintil-late:

nirvana—palace:

Floral World

RT if you a mega hoe but also a virgin

(Source: hernia, via secretlyhornygirl)

paulpak:

the saddest feeling ever is when you finish a show because you watched all of the episodes too quickly and you just want to stay inside that world for a little bit longer, but you can’t

(Source: princehomo, via khdreams)

smokist:

i have been waiting for this photo for years

smokist:

i have been waiting for this photo for years

(Source: rouxx, via stealthknights)

fook-me:

OH MY GOD